1) I don't have an iPhone.
2) I don't drive a Prius.
3) I like American cheese.
4) I am not a college student.
5) Panini? Pano-no.
6) I am not a tree-hugging environmentalist.
7) I have the Internet at home.
8) I don't wear any clothing made of hemp.
9) Spending $7.00 for half a sandwich does not make me feel good.
10) I am not a woman.